Thursday, January 29, 2009

Older Men

As briefly described on Twitter, here is the dream about older men. Somehow, I ended up stranded in a tropical paradise with a ship full of people. We crash landed with no hope of escape, and found a magical castle type place that had incredible rooms that change to fit the needs of the owners. The captain of the ship was Jack Nicholson (liver spots and all) and one of the passengers was James Garner (more liver spots). Despite the number of people on board the ship, both of these gentlemen found me irresistable. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to pursue an affair with two men so much older than me.

My libido got the better of me, and I went to Jack first. He was sitting outside on a crate, the beautiful island sunset a backdrop behind him. He was talking to another old man, as old men do. When he saw me, he said goodbye to his friend, and we went inside the establishment to find some quiet. The first room was enormous with ceilings that were probably twenty feet high, and on one side of the room were these massive steps with each step about five foot high and covered in green silk. Most of the passengers were sleeping on these stairs. The passengers having sex were distributed throughout the rest of the house, which had marble floors and looked like a french castle from the 1700s.

As we walked through the house, Jack told me that the rooms in the castle changed to suit the needs of the people inhabiting them. Every room we passed was full, but we kept going. We reached the end of the hall, but determined, we turned and kept looking. We found a room that was completely filled with a huge bed, with dark green sheets. I don't remember a comforter or cover of any kind. The lighting in the room was purple.

We had sex. I don't remember having sex with James, but I know it happened. I left the island to visit my parents, and I remember them having a new puppy, and I remember missing the island, and wanting to return to it and my lovers. Turns out, a la Dorothy, all I really needed was to want to go and I was back.

There was some kind of university/greek row on our island, and my friend Chutah was a student living in one of the houses. I was hanging out with her, and we went back to her room in the Greek house. There we found Jack behind the door. He had a knife, and some chain, and had planned to tie her up and have his way with her. He didn't understand how this was a bad thing. When he didn't get it, and still wanted to carry out his plans (that could potentially harm her) I had to call the cops. They came to arrest him, and I had to explain that he was my elderly lover that didn't understand that everyone didn't want to be chained. Before they took him away, I told him that it would have been fine if he wanted to do that to me. He didn't understand women at all.

Needless to say, I woke up thinking that maybe I should look into some older men. lol.

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