Thursday, August 14, 2008

08.14 Taken down by the FBI

I remember that I was going to meet an ex-boyfriend. We were going to meet on a college campus. I brought my sister with me, she was just coming to campus, and then after I met with him, we were going to see and orchestra play pop music. I remember being on campus, it was mostly grays and stone, and I was going to call him and let him know I was there, but he came up to me right then. I was very excited and nervous to see him. We set out on our date, and somehow, instead of seeing the orchestra, we ended up in a big yellow school bus. No kids in the bus, just an empty school bus. He was driving, and had a destination in mind. We were stopped at a light and the power went out for the entire block, so traffic was stopped by police while crews worked to get the power restored. One of the power company employees was super huge, and kept fooling around and hiding behind buildings and stuff, so we knew they were just about done. Instead of waiting like a good boy, ex-boyfriend took off, and we drove away to our destination. It turned out to be someone’s house, or a mansion of some kind, and I knew we were about to get in trouble, not only for breaking and entering, but also because he took a big yellow school bus across a blockade, so they probably thought he was a terrorist. I was upstairs in the bathroom when the FBI came in and arrested him downstairs. I needed to pee really badly, so I decided I’d better pee before I got arrested, because who knew when I’d get the chance after that. I went, and then, as I was struggling to pull my pants up, I could hear the FBI running up the stairs. It didn’t help the struggle any. . . .

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